Friday, August 15, 2008

*&&^%$#@(* OF THE MONTH

Most Applicable Quote of The Month - He who lives in glass houses shall not cast stones…..

Friend Of The Month – Aida, otherwise known as Queen Aida or Sandra. It was so wonderful to see you in Montreal and be able to reflect and make future plans together. You are beautiful in mind, spirit and the sexy physical.

Purchase of the Month – Botox!!!! And some ristolin for underneath my eyes!!!! Thanks Dr.Arthur Swift & accomplice Michelle.

Favorite Restaurant Of The Month - Churrascaria Riodizio Tribeca ($$$$$) Brazilian, Steakhouses 221 W Broadway, New York 10013 Btwn Franklin & White St Phone: 212-925-6969

CD Of the Month -

Café del Mar Vol. 15 by Various Artists (Audio CD - Jul 8, 2008)
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Lesson Of The Month – If you want something badly, just work extremely hard, visualize and you’ll get it!

Best YouTube Video of the Month- Pig Shit In Toilet

Movie Of The Month - “The Heart is Deceitful”

RECIPE Of The Month - Crockpot Pork Spareribs

Take your ribs and place in crockpot. Sprinkle with Cajun spice. Add your favorite BBQ sauce(whole bottle), crushed garlic, and a cup of whiskey. Cook on low for 5 hrs. Yummy!

Sex Of The Month- Outside, discreetly. Don’t miss out on the warm weather. Maybe someone is secretly watching?
Myspace Of The Month -

"I'm a rockstar!!!!!!!"

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Letter Of The Month - In a message dated 8/13/2008 4:57:04 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, writes:

First Name: XXX
City: london
Zip Code:
Country: england
E-mail Address:
Comments: im a wheelchair user, my husband wants me to dominate him, he likes silk underwear, chains etc & being submissive. i hate it as he is my tower of strength & I hate seeing him dressed in this but i want to try & do this for him. I really dont know what to do or how, can u help please? I am embarassed by this but want to understand my husbands needs.


Dear XXXX,

The most important point that I would like to make is that dressing in silk panties does not make a man weak. I know this is hard to fathom as we are pre-wired to seek strength in certain characteristics of our men. But to the contrary, and in my own expansive experience, men that like to deviate and give up control are strong in personality (usually the dominant one in their relationships), usually socio-economically advanced and very brave to admit these needs. They are seeking refuge from their own strength through play. And that's where it ends. They are fully aware that they are "playing" a role and they will direct you (toping from the bottom) to help satiate their desires. The men that I know that wear panties are very high powered, well respected and intelligent beings. Don't let his urge for deviance misconstrue your opinion of him. I promise, he's still that strong man that you want him to be!



News of The Month -
Bus murder suspect says 'kill me'

Vince Weiguang Li did not appear to know his victim, witnesses said
A man accused of beheading a fellow bus passenger in Canada has pleaded "please kill me", as he was asked by a judge if he wanted a lawyer.
Vince Weiguang Li has been ordered by the court to undergo psychiatric tests.
Mr Li, 40, is accused of second-degree murder after he allegedly stabbed and decapitated 22-year-old Tim McLean on a Greyhound bus on 31 July.
A prosecutor told the court that Mr Li was seen eating pieces of his victim and had body parts found in his pocket.
Tuesday's court hearing in Manitoba had earlier been adjourned to give Mr Li time to consult a lawyer.
Asked by the judge after the recess whether he wanted a lawyer, Mr Li was overheard by reporters and court officials saying "please kill me".
Police have suggested no motive for the attack last Wednesday, which happened in front of terrified passengers as the bus travelled through a desolate stretch of Canada's vast prairies.
They reported seeing Mr Li, a former church custodian, stab Mr McLean, who was sitting next to him, 50 or 60 times before cutting off his head.
Large knife
Prosecutor Joyce Dalmyn revealed grisly details of the attack as she argued for a psychiatric evaluation for the accused.

He seemed like a person who was happy to have a job, was committed to doing it well and didn't stand out in any way

Tom Castor
Church pastor
She said Mr Li had severed the victim's head with a large knife and then carried it up and down the bus, brandishing it to passengers and taunting police.
He was also observed "cutting body parts from the victim and eating those body parts", she said. A plastic bag later found in his pocket by police contained his victim's ear, nose and part of his mouth.
Ms Dalmyn said Mr Li had refused to leave the bus, shouting at police officers: "I have to stay on the bus forever."
Witnesses have reported that Mr Li did not appear to know the sleeping victim and that the attack began without warning.
'No anger issues'
Mr Li, who emigrated to Canada from China four years ago, is being kept in custody in Portage la Prairie, Manitoba.
Church pastor Tom Castor, who helped hire Mr Li after he immigrated, told the AP news agency that the suspect never showed any sign of anger or emotional problems.
"He seemed like a person who was happy to have a job, was committed to doing it well and didn't stand out in any way (in terms of) having anger issues or having any other issues," Castor was quoted as saying.
Mr Li was also vetted by church officials and his references were checked. He did not have a criminal record and there did not appear to be any other signs of problematic or troubled past.
If evidence shows the attacker was mentally ill and did not understand what he was doing, criminal charges may not stand up, Fred Shane, a Manitoba forensic psychiatrist, told the Reuters news agency.
The judge ordered that Mr Li be sent for psychiatric evaluation before his next scheduled court appearance on 8 September.
Meanwhile, Reuters reports, the Greyhound bus company has been scrambling to remove all traces of an advertising campaign which used the slogan: "There's a reason you've never heard of bus rage."
The campaign was supposed to have ended but a spokeswoman said some billboards had been found still in place.

Funniest Email joke of the Month – GOLF PANTIES

A Swede, an Irishman, and a Scotsman decided to take their wives with them to play a round of golf.

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?," Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

So, Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....tidy yerself up a bit.

Funniest Memory of the Month - A few months ago I intentionally left a dildo (16 inches long and 5 inches wide) on the passenger seat of my boyfriend’s car. When he picked up at the garage, the man looked at him and laughed asking “Is that yours?” Of course he was very angry with me when he brought it inside wrapped in plastic bags and his suit jacket…..

Goal for the Month – book my winter vacation to Sardinia, Greece or Amsterdam. Catch up with my friends and phone messages. Cut back on the Starbucks hot chocolate (500 cals) and continue working on my next project (book). Someone else’s life; however…

Here’s a sample…..

. If they killed me, I would die in peace. My biggest concern was not death, for I know I can't die - I am forever. But I was worried about tripping over my own two feet because I couldn't see. I wondered if and when the blindfold would come off, but dared not ask.
Questions to You For The month – Help! Can someone please explain this “own your friends stuff? So far, I know if I log on daily I get points. And what does it mean to “poke a pet”, and why world I want to sell any of my pets if they are “cute”?

Also looking for the best cheesecake recipe – the one with lots of graham crackers on bottom and sour cream upon the top.

Its ok to send answers to my inbox as many of you prefer….

Friday, July 18, 2008

Why and How I Got involved in Fetish

So many People often wonder why I got myself interested and educated in fetish. What exactly sparked my interest? I didn’t grow wanting to be a dominatrix; although I was authoritative and assertive. It all began during one of my relationships. My ex was a cross dresser. Initially I saw tell tale signs such as seams stretched in my panties and his excitement, emotionally and physically each consecutive Halloween; dressing up in full women’s apparel; make up and wig included! When I came home one day unexpected, I discovered him in my rather large bra and my g-string panties.

All the sudden I began having flashbacks of the stories he had told about his childhood and the obsession he had for tying himself to wooden branches dug into the dirt. I didn’t know what to say, I didn't know what to do. Neither did he. Because I loved him, I decided to embrace him, his desire and to further explore the role play associated with this fantasy. Sooner then later we two graduated from branches to dark black rope. We then visited houses of Domination in the city. I allowed him to have his own personal weekly session with a Dominatrix; till this day we still look back and reminisce. And it was here that my exploration and education expanded.

Unfortunately I had to leave him behind, not because he was a cross dresser of course (that would have happily attended to had it been the only issue), but because he was a gambler and a cocaine addict as well. But I will always admire his courage to face his individuality. But I moved on, as need be, and joined a very fascinating sub-culture adventure.

And here I am today…..empowered, empowering and right on top of your game while I bask away in the glory of my retirement watching closely over all my followers……

Tuesday, July 15, 2008



Mistresses Tuesday, July 15 at 10pm | 9c

Ever wondered what it would be like to have an illicit affair? Meet these three “other women:”

First there’s Tania: A former bodybuilder, turned interior designer, Tania has always had trouble with men. She could never seem to find the right guy and thought that maybe true love wasn’t for her. That is until she met Steven. Steven has everything she wants in a man, but there’s just one problem: he’s married. And eventually, what started off as a casual friendship, quickly turned into a passionate affair. But as Tania quickly learns, you don’t mess with another woman’s man.

Now meet Kara: She loves to date! She calls herself a serial internet dater, sometimes going on three to four dates per week and she meets all sorts of people: doctor’s, lawyers, diplomats, politicians, pilots and the list goes on. She always made it a point to not date married men, until one caught her eye. Kara refers to herself as the “accidental mistress;” she never sought a married man, but now that she has, Kara’s loving every minute of it!

And then there’s Christine: She’s not your typical mistress. Christine is a girlfriend, a mother, a businesswoman, an author, and…a Dominatrix. To her clients she’s known as Mistress Cristian, a domme whose sole purpose is to be worshipped. For 12 years married men have been lining up for the chance to live out their secret fantasies with Mistress Cristian. Some want to be beaten, some want to be humiliated, all want a release when they come to her. Christine says they’re not cheating and what she provides is a service. And it’s no mystery why most of her clients are married, not many wives would do what she does.
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Sunday, May 4, 2008

Reality - Enslavement in the news

In an exclusive television interview with The Associated Press, a woman who identified herself as Josef Fritzl's sister-in-law provided intimate details of the oppression inside the Fritzl home.

The woman, who has pictures of herself with the family, asked only to be identified as Christine R. to avoid public attention and throngs of journalists seeking interviews.

She said Fritzl's daughter Elisabeth ran away from home as a 17-year-old, about six months before police say she was locked into the soundproofed, windowless cellar beneath their apartment.

Christine R. also painted the most complete picture to date of her sister Rosemarie: a woman who against all odds fought to hold together a troubled family, yet never suspected that the cause of so much pain was in her own home.

"She never believed him capable of it," the woman said of her 68-year-old sister. "We spoke about it often when we met. And I would say, 'Rosemarie, where can Elisabeth be?' I even told her myself, she is definitely in a cult where you can only have a certain amount of children, or they don't want sick children."

But why was the cult story so easily accepted? And did Rosemarie search for her missing daughter? Such questions have puzzled Austrians, who have grappled with whether Rosemarie might have had knowledge of the crime.

Police say they have no evidence that Rosemarie was complicit in her husband's alleged atrocities. They say the 73-year-old electrician confessed to the imprisonment and rape and to incinerating the body of one of the children who died in infancy.

Christine R. described Josef Fritzl as a "tyrant" who instilled a culture of fear at home, which helped him create an elaborate cover story that no one questioned of Elisabeth running away to join a cult and abandoning three children on their doorstep.

"When he said it was black, it was black, even when it was 10 times white," said the woman, who was interviewed Saturday evening at her home in Austria. "He tolerated no dissent.

"Listen, if I myself was scared of him at a family party, and I did not feel confident to say anything in any form that could possibly offend him, then you can imagine how it must have been for a woman that spent so many years with him," she said.

Josef Fritzl is accused of concocting the cult story and even impersonating Elisabeth in a phone call to convince his wife of its truth. He is also accused of forcing his daughter to write letters that were used to explain the three children apparently found at their doorstep.

"We were all taken in by him," Christine R. said of her brother-in-law. "Every person that looked in his eyes was fooled by him."

She said Rosemarie frantically looked for Elisabeth. The sister, 12 years Rosemarie's junior, recalled searching for Elisabeth in train stations and where homeless people hang out.

"But where can you find out where these cults are?" the woman said. "We really did detective work all around as to where the cult could be."

Christine R. said her sister devoted her life to her children - a task that she focused on with even greater effort after her husband was jailed. "I believe he spent a year and half in prison," she said.

The Oberoesterreichische Nachrichten daily on Saturday printed an excerpt of what it said was a 1967 court record found in the state archives in Linz, in which a Josef F. was accused of breaking into the apartment of a 24-year-old nurse and raping her.

Police have declined to comment, saying records that old would have been erased under Austria's statutes of limitation. But authorities are awaiting old court records that the media say document the case. Christine R. said she did not have more information.

She said her sister reacted with "shock" but believed that "everyone makes a mistake" and focused on keeping her family healthy.

"I think this changed their relationship a little," Christine R. said. "You can surely imagine that a woman in such a situation would have been utterly broken and shocked over something like this."

As time went on, the relationship between Fritzl and his wife soured, the sister said.

"As far I know no sex took place in recent years," Christine R. said. "I believe it was because of his prior conviction, and because my sister had been getting bigger. And in any case he never liked fat women."

Still, Christine R. said there were no warning signs that something was disturbing about the relationship between the father and Elisabeth, whom police say may have been sexually abused when she was as young as 12.

"He was just as strict with her as he was to every other child," Christine R. said. "There was nothing in particular that could lead you to say he was more intimate with her. From the child as well it never came out. She never confided in anyone."

Authorities first began to unravel the complex story on April 19, when Elisabeth's eldest daughter was admitted to a hospital suffering from an unidentified infection.

Doctors, unable to find any medical records for the girl, appealed on TV for her mother to come forward. Fritzl then accompanied Elisabeth to the hospital April 26 and opened up to police.

Fritzl has not been formally charged. He faces up to 15 years in prison if he is ultimately convicted on rape charges, the most grave of his alleged offenses, unless prosecutors can charge him with "murder through failure to act" in connection with the death of the infant. That is punishable by up to 20 years in prison.

Christine R. said she last spoke to her sister "four or five days" after the daughter's admission to the hospital, which would mean about a day or two before Fritzl's arrest. She said she has received updates on the condition of her sister and Elisabeth from a "good source."

"My sister is apparently doing very badly and Elisabeth is not in the best shape either," she said. "I know my sister and when something is wrong with her children the world collapses.

Saturday, April 19, 2008


TYING ONE ON: CNN broadcaster Richard Quest was busted in the wee hours in Central Park yesterday with a rope tied to his neck and genitals. "I've got some meth in my pocket," he helpfully told the arresting officer.
April 19, 2008 --

This is CNN? Kinky!

CNN personality Richard Quest was busted in Central Park early yesterday with some drugs in his pocket, a rope around his neck that was tied to his genitals, and a sex toy in his boot, law-enforcement sources said.

Quest, 46, was arrested at around 3:40 a.m. after a cop spotted him and another man inside the park near 64th Street, a police source said.

The criminal complaint against Quest said the park was closed at the time - something Quest should have known because of all the signs saying "Park Closed 1 a.m. to 6 a.m."

Quest was initially busted for loitering, the source said. Aside from the oddly configured rope, the search also turned up a sex toy inside of his boot, and a small bag of methamphetamine in his left jacket pocket.

It wasn't immediately clear what the rope was for.

The criminal complaint says the officer at the scene was able to ID the drug because of "his prior experience as a police officer in drug arrests, observation of packaging which is characteristic of this type of drug, and defendant's statements that . . . 'I've got some meth in my pocket.' "

He was charged with loitering and criminal possession of a controlled substance. His unusual get-up didn't lead to a lewdness charge because he wasn't exposing himself, the police source said.

Quest's unidentified companion was given a summons for not carrying any identification, the source said.

Quest's lawyer, Alan Abramson, had a much more innocuous version of events.

"Mr. Quest didn't realize that the park had a curfew," Abramson said. He was simply "returning to his hotel with friends."

At a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court, Quest agreed to undergo six months of drug counseling in return for an "adjournment in contemplation of dismissal," which means the misdemeanor charges against him will be dropped and the case sealed if he stays out of trouble and completes his drug program.

He was released with no bail after spending most of the day behind bars.

Abramson predicted after the hearing that "the case will be dismissed." He declined to answer questions.

Quest, known for his hollering antics and stunts on the cable news network and its international counterpart, declined comment, as did a CNN spokeswoman.

On his official CNN bio, the network calls him "one of the most instantly recognizable members of the CNN team."

"He has become one of the network's highest profile presenters," and his "dynamic and distinctive style has made him a unique figure in the field of business and news broadcasting," the network's Web site says.

He was reportedly once offered a position for the English-language version of the controversial Al Jazeera network, but said he turned it down because being gay and Jewish, he didn't think it would be a good fit.

Additional reporting by Adam Buckman

Sunday, March 16, 2008



By Author & Educator Miss Cristian

Dear Miss Cristian,

What exactly is the G-spot and why is there so much hype about it?


There are so many different definitions of the location, existence and function of the infamous g-spot. The G-spot is located behind the pubic bone inside the vagina. To find it, you insert your finger inward and up towards the belly button. You will feel an indent that has a similar touch as corduroy. While some say that the G-spot is independent of the clitoris, having its own location and producing its own independent orgasms and even ejaculation; others, such as me, tend to believe its location internally behind the clitoris has much association with G-spot orgasms. Its far easier to massage the G-spot through a finger rather then a penis, but not impossible. A women needs to position herself with your guidance for optimal satisfaction. Positions vary based on a women’s body. One of the more common positions is having the women on top. She then can maneuver her pelvis into a proper position. Don’t be discouraged if you don’t find it right away, just keep trying. Trying can be a lot of fun Glen.


Dear Miss Cristian,

This is a very embarrassing question that I’ve put off asking for quite sometime - probably because I’m afraid to hear the answer.

Do you think that I have homosexual tendencies because I enjoy when my girlfriend plays with my ass? Its something that we don’t speak about and that she has initiated.



Ryan, anal play is very common in men. There’s this thing called a prostate and when its massages it can excite a man to orgasm, or at least close to it. I think it’s great to utilize as much of your body as you can for enjoyment and there is no correlation with being gay and enjoying rectal stimulation. So bend over and have some fun..:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /> .


Miss Cristian,

Is it ok to have sex with my girlfriend when she’s having her period? I’m not sure why, but I think she’s very horny during this time.



If you are in a monogamous relationship and disease free, there are absolutely no rules regarding coitus during menstruation. It could be a bit messy though! During a menstrual cycle there is a chemical reaction in the pituitary gland and estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone (yes, the "male" hormone) are produced. When all these hormones work in unison, horniness can present itself. So lay a towel down ad get to bloody work!


Dear Miss Cristian,

I want my wife to spank me. I fantasize about this all the time. I even watch videos. How can I tell her, without her thinking I’m a freak. Its pretty normal, isn’t it?


Yes it sure is popular and no, you are not alone in this desire or fetish. You see, the ass is considered an erogenous zone. Remember each person is wired differently. What some define as unpleasant could evoke pleasure to someone else. In the case of your ass,- a good old fashioned over the knee would be a great addition to your sex life. And remind your wife not to forget the area between your thighs and ass. Here you’ll find the most nerve endings. A good luck ouch to you Tom...