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Most Applicable Quote of The Month - He who lives in glass houses shall not cast stones…..

Friend Of The Month – Aida, otherwise known as Queen Aida or Sandra. It was so wonderful to see you in Montreal and be able to reflect and make future plans together. You are beautiful in mind, spirit and the sexy physical.

Purchase of the Month – Botox!!!! And some ristolin for underneath my eyes!!!! Thanks Dr.Arthur Swift & accomplice Michelle.

Favorite Restaurant Of The Month - Churrascaria Riodizio Tribeca ($$$$$) Brazilian, Steakhouses 221 W Broadway, New York 10013 Btwn Franklin & White St Phone: 212-925-6969

CD Of the Month -
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Café del Mar Vol. 15 by Various Artists (Audio CD - Jul 8, 2008)
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Lesson Of The Month – If you want something badly, just work extremely hard, visualize and you’ll get it!

Best YouTube Video of the Month- Pig Shit In Toilet http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=O04ZUSDm9g0

Movie Of The Month - “The Heart is Deceitful”

RECIPE Of The Month - Crockpot Pork Spareribs

Take your ribs and place in crockpot. Sprinkle with Cajun spice. Add your favorite BBQ sauce(whole bottle), crushed garlic, and a cup of whiskey. Cook on low for 5 hrs. Yummy!

Sex Of The Month- Outside, discreetly. Don’t miss out on the warm weather. Maybe someone is secretly watching?
Myspace Of The Month -
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Letter Of The Month - In a message dated 8/13/2008 4:57:04 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, feedback@nydominatrix.com writes:

First Name: XXX
City: london
State:
Zip Code:
Country: england
E-mail Address: XXXXXXXl@XXXXXXXX.co.uk
Comments: im a wheelchair user, my husband wants me to dominate him, he likes silk underwear, chains etc & being submissive. i hate it as he is my tower of strength & I hate seeing him dressed in this but i want to try & do this for him. I really dont know what to do or how, can u help please? I am embarassed by this but want to understand my husbands needs.

XXXX


Dear XXXX,

The most important point that I would like to make is that dressing in silk panties does not make a man weak. I know this is hard to fathom as we are pre-wired to seek strength in certain characteristics of our men. But to the contrary, and in my own expansive experience, men that like to deviate and give up control are strong in personality (usually the dominant one in their relationships), usually socio-economically advanced and very brave to admit these needs. They are seeking refuge from their own strength through play. And that's where it ends. They are fully aware that they are "playing" a role and they will direct you (toping from the bottom) to help satiate their desires. The men that I know that wear panties are very high powered, well respected and intelligent beings. Don't let his urge for deviance misconstrue your opinion of him. I promise, he's still that strong man that you want him to be!

Best

MC




News of The Month -
Bus murder suspect says 'kill me'


Vince Weiguang Li did not appear to know his victim, witnesses said
A man accused of beheading a fellow bus passenger in Canada has pleaded "please kill me", as he was asked by a judge if he wanted a lawyer.
Vince Weiguang Li has been ordered by the court to undergo psychiatric tests.
Mr Li, 40, is accused of second-degree murder after he allegedly stabbed and decapitated 22-year-old Tim McLean on a Greyhound bus on 31 July.
A prosecutor told the court that Mr Li was seen eating pieces of his victim and had body parts found in his pocket.
Tuesday's court hearing in Manitoba had earlier been adjourned to give Mr Li time to consult a lawyer.
Asked by the judge after the recess whether he wanted a lawyer, Mr Li was overheard by reporters and court officials saying "please kill me".
Police have suggested no motive for the attack last Wednesday, which happened in front of terrified passengers as the bus travelled through a desolate stretch of Canada's vast prairies.
They reported seeing Mr Li, a former church custodian, stab Mr McLean, who was sitting next to him, 50 or 60 times before cutting off his head.
Large knife
Prosecutor Joyce Dalmyn revealed grisly details of the attack as she argued for a psychiatric evaluation for the accused.

He seemed like a person who was happy to have a job, was committed to doing it well and didn't stand out in any way

Tom Castor
Church pastor
She said Mr Li had severed the victim's head with a large knife and then carried it up and down the bus, brandishing it to passengers and taunting police.
He was also observed "cutting body parts from the victim and eating those body parts", she said. A plastic bag later found in his pocket by police contained his victim's ear, nose and part of his mouth.
Ms Dalmyn said Mr Li had refused to leave the bus, shouting at police officers: "I have to stay on the bus forever."
Witnesses have reported that Mr Li did not appear to know the sleeping victim and that the attack began without warning.
'No anger issues'
Mr Li, who emigrated to Canada from China four years ago, is being kept in custody in Portage la Prairie, Manitoba.
Church pastor Tom Castor, who helped hire Mr Li after he immigrated, told the AP news agency that the suspect never showed any sign of anger or emotional problems.
"He seemed like a person who was happy to have a job, was committed to doing it well and didn't stand out in any way (in terms of) having anger issues or having any other issues," Castor was quoted as saying.
Mr Li was also vetted by church officials and his references were checked. He did not have a criminal record and there did not appear to be any other signs of problematic or troubled past.
If evidence shows the attacker was mentally ill and did not understand what he was doing, criminal charges may not stand up, Fred Shane, a Manitoba forensic psychiatrist, told the Reuters news agency.
The judge ordered that Mr Li be sent for psychiatric evaluation before his next scheduled court appearance on 8 September.
Meanwhile, Reuters reports, the Greyhound bus company has been scrambling to remove all traces of an advertising campaign which used the slogan: "There's a reason you've never heard of bus rage."
The campaign was supposed to have ended but a spokeswoman said some billboards had been found still in place.


Funniest Email joke of the Month – GOLF PANTIES

A Swede, an Irishman, and a Scotsman decided to take their wives with them to play a round of golf.

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?," Ole demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"
She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

So, Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?"
She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any."
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....tidy yerself up a bit.


Funniest Memory of the Month - A few months ago I intentionally left a dildo (16 inches long and 5 inches wide) on the passenger seat of my boyfriend’s car. When he picked up at the garage, the man looked at him and laughed asking “Is that yours?” Of course he was very angry with me when he brought it inside wrapped in plastic bags and his suit jacket…..


Goal for the Month – book my winter vacation to Sardinia, Greece or Amsterdam. Catch up with my friends and phone messages. Cut back on the Starbucks hot chocolate (500 cals) and continue working on my next project (book). Someone else’s life; however…

Here’s a sample…..

. If they killed me, I would die in peace. My biggest concern was not death, for I know I can't die - I am forever. But I was worried about tripping over my own two feet because I couldn't see. I wondered if and when the blindfold would come off, but dared not ask.
Questions to You For The month – Help! Can someone please explain this “own your friends stuff? So far, I know if I log on daily I get points. And what does it mean to “poke a pet”, and why world I want to sell any of my pets if they are “cute”?

Also looking for the best cheesecake recipe – the one with lots of graham crackers on bottom and sour cream upon the top.

Its ok to send answers to my inbox as many of you prefer….